June 2009
13 posts
“CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME”
– Unknown Source
An Anthropomorphic Purple Being
me: http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimace_(character)#Characters
christ
grimace used to have 4 arms??
Mike: then reduced by 2
Grimace is an anthropomorphic purple being
well put
me: that's insane
Mike: he used to be an asshole
me: give me back my milkshakes, you big purple prick!
Mike: yes! who steals harburgers and shakes? assholes
me: that'd never work for best buy
a mascot that stole dvd players
I’m sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, and the nurse just walked in. “Ms. Bottoms?” she called. And the woman that stood up had a VERY generous posterior. Twenty pounds of junk in a ten-pound trunk.
Just… wow.
WatchSo catchy. I’ve even got Kathryn singing this one. “A bag of weed, a bag of weed! Oh, everything’s better with a bag of weed!”
Watchcourtney:
Conan’s Super Mario Set
WatchYesterday, I spent the morning cutting things with lasers. (Not gonna say what this is until after the wedding.)
