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Rachel Maddows lists GOP congresspeople who trashed the stimulus bill, then shows them holding giant checks with stimulus money and talking up the stimulus to their home districts.
For ten minutes.
I really want to send this to my mom, but I know she won’t watch more than a minute of it.
Ditto.
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Apple IIc Scrolling Explanation
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Meet ‘Giant George’ the 7ft-long blue great dane who could be the world’s tallest dog. The gentle giant, who measures 7ft 3ins from nose to tail, could be a prime contender to take the title from the former record holder, Gibson, a harlequin Great Dane who passed away from cancer last August. From dailymail.co.uk
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"You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
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A substantial part of my childhood was spent, ass firmly planted on the sofa, watching Ken Ober host the television show, “Remote Control.” While there was initially some debate whether the rumors were true, the New York Times has confirmed that the quizmaster has passed on to that great game show set in the sky. Rest in peace, Ken.
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This is just sad. Take away the branding, and this is identical to an Apple Store, right down to the colored t-shirts and grand opening applause. Microsoft employs 92,736 people worldwide, and evidently, none are capable of an original thought.
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John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Terry Gilliam on Late Night, to promote their upcoming reunion on IFC this Sunday. Set your TiVos!
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“Rich Dicks”
In the two months since I first saw this, I’ve thought about it most days. Everyone’s going crazy for Nick Kroll’s Bobby Bottleservice and Fabrice Fabrice these days, but for my money, the Rich Dicks are the two truest, most richly realized characters I’ve seen in funny web video in who knows how long. I tried to resist sharing it but I couldn’t, in good conscience, hold out any longer.
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