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Hands down, the funniest scene in the history of television.
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(via neilio)
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| Me: | for the longest time, I thought the lyric was, "Blinded by the light... Wrapped up like a douche until the (something) in the night" |
| Me: | because THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE |
| Kathryn: | wrapped up like a douche |
| Kathryn: | huh |
| Me: | it made no sense, and yet when you listen to him, he clearly makes a hard "ch" sound at the end of "deuce" |
| Me: | and it's not like "wrapped up like a deuce" makes any sense |
| Me: | unless you have a dog |
| Me: | (ba-dum-bum) |
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"Do not allow children to mix drinks, it is unseemly and they use too much vermouth."
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Video clip of the Canon 5D shutter releasing in slow motion.
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Best yet.
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It’s true. For the past two days, I’ve constantly complained about burnt toast and Kathryn’s curlers. I’m such an asshole.
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