"Do not allow children to mix drinks, it is unseemly and they use too much vermouth."
--Steve Allen
] 07/26/2009 21:44:15 : permalink
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Video clip of the Canon 5D shutter releasing in slow motion.
] 07/21/2009 13:09:31 : permalink
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Best yet.
] 07/12/2009 19:58:13 : permalink
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It’s true. For the past two days, I’ve constantly complained about burnt toast and Kathryn’s curlers. I’m such an asshole.
] 06/23/2009 12:10:00 : permalink
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I know it’s tradition for the groom not to see the wedding dress beforehand, but I’m not traditional. And when we initally sat down to talk with Mika Inatome about making Kathryn’s dress, I fell in love with her three puppy dogs. I looked forward to coming along for fittings, because fittings meant playing with Meilee, Meileu and Belle.
Oh, and I got to see Kathryn’s beautiful dress, too.
] 06/23/2009 11:44:00 : permalink
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There’s a special place in hell reserved for every single person who played a part in the cancellation of this brilliant show.
] 06/19/2009 09:08:07 : permalink
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“My parents make me wear this shirt when I leave the house.”
I’ve often thought that Trojan should sponsor LATFH.
] 06/18/2009 08:24:23 : permalink
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] 06/14/2009 19:11:44 : permalink
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"CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME"
--Unknown Source
] 06/13/2009 20:42:07 : permalink
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An Anthropomorphic Purple Being
| me: | http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimace_(character)#Characters |
| christ | |
| grimace used to have 4 arms?? | |
| Mike: | then reduced by 2 |
| Grimace is an anthropomorphic purple being | |
| well put | |
| me: | that's insane |
| Mike: | he used to be an asshole |
| me: | give me back my milkshakes, you big purple prick! |
| Mike: | yes! who steals harburgers and shakes? assholes |
| me: | that'd never work for best buy |
| a mascot that stole dvd players |
] 06/13/2009 12:28:00 : permalink
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