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I’m sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, and the nurse just walked in. “Ms. Bottoms?” she called. And the woman that stood up had a VERY generous posterior. Twenty pounds of junk in a ten-pound trunk.

Just… wow.

] 06/11/2009 16:22:00 : permalink

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neilio:
Headline of the week.

neilio:

Headline of the week.
] 06/10/2009 11:49:05 : permalink

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So catchy. I’ve even got Kathryn singing this one. “A bag of weed, a bag of weed! Oh, everything’s better with a bag of weed!”

] 06/08/2009 00:30:48 : permalink

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Yesterday, I spent the morning cutting things with lasers. (Not gonna say what this is until after the wedding.)

] 06/06/2009 12:28:00 : permalink

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Fear and Loathing: The Board Game

“One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.”

] 05/30/2009 11:18:00 : permalink

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Auto-Tune The News, Episode #4: Spa Regulation. Serbians. Sotomayor. It just keeps getting better and better.

] 05/29/2009 22:06:00 : permalink

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“Un-Broke: What You Need To Know About Money”

Right now, on ABC:

Financial adviser Mellody Hobson talks to Will Smith, Samuel L. Jackson, Seth Green, the Jonahs Bros and others to explain credit cards, mortgages, the stock market indexes, investing, 401(k) plans and more.

Quoth Sam Jackson: “I’m broke as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!”

] 05/29/2009 21:50:36 : permalink

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Breakthrough Internet Device

Hey, lookey here! There’s a Tumblr iPhone app. Yet another platform on which I can neglect to post to the blog I forgot I had.

] 05/21/2009 18:43:12 : permalink

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