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lonelysandwich:

“Rich Dicks”

In the two months since I first saw this, I’ve thought about it most days. Everyone’s going crazy for Nick Kroll’s Bobby Bottleservice and Fabrice Fabrice these days, but for my money, the Rich Dicks are the two truest, most richly realized characters I’ve seen in funny web video in who knows how long. I tried to resist sharing it but I couldn’t, in good conscience, hold out any longer.

] 10/08/2009 10:48:05 : permalink

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I am several types of nerd.

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    ReplacePattern = ReplacePattern.replace(/##/, Conjunction);
    return List.join(', ').replace(SearchPattern, ReplacePattern);
}

] 09/25/2009 21:56:00 : permalink

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] 09/24/2009 19:46:33 : permalink

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Hands down, the funniest scene in the history of television.

] 09/19/2009 12:23:39 : permalink

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(via neilio)

(via neilio)

] 09/06/2009 13:22:15 : permalink

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me3dia: Can’t Be All Four T-Shirt [via]

me3dia:

Can’t Be All Four T-Shirt [via]
] 08/27/2009 17:26:07 : permalink

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] 08/25/2009 01:12:16 : permalink

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Me:for the longest time, I thought the lyric was, "Blinded by the light... Wrapped up like a douche until the (something) in the night"
Me:because THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
Kathryn:wrapped up like a douche
Kathryn:huh
Me:it made no sense, and yet when you listen to him, he clearly makes a hard "ch" sound at the end of "deuce"
Me:and it's not like "wrapped up like a deuce" makes any sense
Me:unless you have a dog
Me:(ba-dum-bum)
] 08/13/2009 23:57:19 : permalink

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"Do not allow children to mix drinks, it is unseemly and they use too much vermouth."

--Steve Allen
] 07/26/2009 21:44:15 : permalink

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Video clip of the Canon 5D shutter releasing in slow motion.

] 07/21/2009 13:09:31 : permalink

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