"CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME"
--Unknown Source
] 06/13/2009 20:42:07 : permalink
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An Anthropomorphic Purple Being
| me: | http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimace_(character)#Characters |
| christ | |
| grimace used to have 4 arms?? | |
| Mike: | then reduced by 2 |
| Grimace is an anthropomorphic purple being | |
| well put | |
| me: | that's insane |
| Mike: | he used to be an asshole |
| me: | give me back my milkshakes, you big purple prick! |
| Mike: | yes! who steals harburgers and shakes? assholes |
| me: | that'd never work for best buy |
| a mascot that stole dvd players |
] 06/13/2009 12:28:00 : permalink
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I’m sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, and the nurse just walked in. “Ms. Bottoms?” she called. And the woman that stood up had a VERY generous posterior. Twenty pounds of junk in a ten-pound trunk.
Just… wow.
] 06/11/2009 16:22:00 : permalink
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Headline of the week.
] 06/10/2009 11:49:05 : permalink
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So catchy. I’ve even got Kathryn singing this one. “A bag of weed, a bag of weed! Oh, everything’s better with a bag of weed!”
] 06/08/2009 00:30:48 : permalink
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] 06/07/2009 02:27:15 : permalink
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Yesterday, I spent the morning cutting things with lasers. (Not gonna say what this is until after the wedding.)
] 06/06/2009 12:28:00 : permalink
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] 06/06/2009 12:09:25 : permalink
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Fear and Loathing: The Board Game
“One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.”
] 05/30/2009 11:18:00 : permalink
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Auto-Tune The News, Episode #4: Spa Regulation. Serbians. Sotomayor. It just keeps getting better and better.
] 05/29/2009 22:06:00 : permalink
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